Note: It's very rare for me to like a threesome. As in, it never happens. Posting this basically to win people over initiate some creativity! toggle some head gears! Same old.

( Hanchulsuk )


Last 30 seconds or so especially <3

Yesterday I found out Jang Geun Suk from You're Beautiful is a) an amazing actor, TOTALLY fell in love overnight, and b) Heechul's friend. Assumingly, anyway, since he's the other guy in THIS and I don't think you can go a whole season of Inkigayo MCing aka being totally dorky and stupid together without some kind of friendship as a consequence. Also, you know, I THOUGHT certain aspects of the Hwang Tae Kyung character was a little...familiar. The point is:

civilized_era: ...Imma gonna go work up some Hanchulsuk plots
civilized_era: goddammit
black_goose: oooooooooooooh
civilized_era: I WOULD APPROVE OF THIS THREESOME
civilized_era: two skinny bitches
civilized_era: one ...hot Chinese guy
civilized_era: gah
black_goose: nuuuuurgh

Something to think about on the plane ride home.

Won't be judging on any fan of the books or movies or those interested in whatever K.Stewart and Rpattz are up to this week, just because it might also be difficult for some people to understand why I so adore skinny, hot, self-important Gaysians capable of throwing whole nations in a frenzy, etc. Just want to say, however: Team Jacob. Entirely ENTIRELY based on the movie, Team fucking Jacob. Besides the fact that it gave me nervous jitters to sit through two hours and fifteen minutes of K.Stewart losing her shit -- totally expected her to, like, stick a fork in her eyeball any minute -- if the movies are a good indication of what the characters in the books are like, then...why is Bella in love with Edward again? Besides, you know, that whole, we can have really hot(?) sex forever, thing. I guess I'm too stupid and don't actually care enough to psychoanalyze why this series is such a phenomenon amongst tweenies, but I still have to wonder, how can so many people accept a heroine who is essentially an unstable moron? Ok ok, but Love makes you Stupid. But then why with the in-love, again? and again, and again...

Team Jacob. Plus the lycan fam BAKES MUFFINS.

Plans for the holidays: we're going to New York City, visiting my grandparents/other relatives, staying at the Double Tree in Times Square, which I think is literally just a couple blocks down from the ball drop, so hopefully we'll make it all the way through this New Year's. If I can find a working camera I might do that picture meme again (which reminds me, Australia pictures, hopefully by this weekend).

In the meantime, I'm still totally in awe over this. I can't emphasize enough how perfect I find everything. The model, the poses, the attitude. Heechul is REALLY good at this. And the clothes, oh my god. Plaid and suspenders, country boy in the city, grassroots a la boheme, sexpot and cigarette smoke with a touch of sophistication from the pearls and beadery. I think the best thing about Heechul is that, if this had been your first time seeing him, and you were hoping for more than just a pretty face, you wouldn't be disappointed. Hopefully he'll start getting better parts to match his newfound indie-chic cred. It's way overdue (for Hankyung too).

I'd still do her first though.

If I were one of those guys in the third/fourth row, I'd have the hardest time resisting going on my tiptoes as he walked by.

Edit Also, after a billion years, I pulled out my Nano today and wrote a little to work off some nervous energy, so here's A SONG I CURRENTLY DON'T HAVE BUT WILL TRY TO FIND SOON

blahnicity wrote this thing which needs to be read because YOU WILL NEVER STOP LAUGHING. I wanted to mention it last night, only I punted out at around 10 because my body is weird to me or my bed is too accessible or something -- yeah. READ IT. Hankyung is such a pervy, total wimp of a human being, why do I like him so much.

Also I was stalling because I was hoping to finish a fic, which obviously didn't happen. So have a teaser instead:

They're standing under this overhang that barely shields them from the rain and doesn't do anything for the cold and Donghae's twirling the dial on his mp3 and Siwon finds himself staring at him out of the corner of his eye -- sort of like one of those 3D puzzles* that you have to lose sight of before you can actually see the hot dog or the HAPPY BIRTHDAY in block letters -- and it must be the clarity or the rain or the rank smell of gasoline from the running taxis but Siwon can see it now: Donghae's heartbroken. The way his fingers peep out from the sleeves of his jacket, the corner of his lips tugged down, his brow furrowing, the snug of his beanie fitting over his hair. Every fluttering of his eyelashes is some past love -- Jessica. Kibum. Eunhyuk. Probably even some stupid third grade crush from a million years ago.

Siwon's always known Donghae falls in love too easily. Never thought not being able to fall out of it would be the problem.


*Magic eye, do you remember these? I could NEVER get them! I'd get so frustrated. :(

"I'm sorry, I just have to say, you could be in the movies. But don't move to LA, that's too far away from me! No, I mean, I, I don't, uh, I don't know you, you can move wherever you want, ahahah. But if you did move, I would help you pack! and we could wear overalls with nothing under them!...HIYO YOU SMELL GOOD."