Won't be judging on any fan of the books or movies or those interested in whatever K.Stewart and Rpattz are up to this week, just because it might also be difficult for some people to understand why I so adore skinny, hot, self-important Gaysians capable of throwing whole nations in a frenzy, etc. Just want to say, however:
Team Jacob. Entirely ENTIRELY based on the movie, Team fucking Jacob. Besides the fact that it gave me nervous jitters to sit through two hours and fifteen minutes of K.Stewart losing her shit -- totally expected her to, like, stick a fork in her eyeball any minute -- if the movies are a good indication of what the characters in the books are like, then...why is Bella in love with Edward again? Besides, you know, that whole, we can have really hot(?) sex forever, thing. I guess I'm too stupid and don't actually care enough to psychoanalyze why this series is such a phenomenon amongst tweenies, but I still have to wonder, how can so many people accept a heroine who is essentially an unstable moron? Ok ok, but Love makes you Stupid. But then why with the in-love, again? and again, and again...
Team Jacob. Plus the lycan fam BAKES MUFFINS.