Okay, so there's just too many things going on in fandom and while I don't have finals until Wednesday, there's loads of other shit to do and oh--look at that. Me trying to convince myself! The point is, black_goose is writing HAMTORIACHUL(SHIMIN) ZOMBIE FIC. This is like, someone going, you know, this is really good celery, but you know what would be really great with this really good celery: peanut butter. And then you get celery AND peanut butter. I just, idk. Really like zombies. So yeah, I drew, like, a movie poster for this fic in the likeness of The Faculty. As in, totally circa late 1990s boring, but I just felt like it. ( !!! )

And then, to switch gears entirely, ( here's a crappy Hanchul babies drabble from that previous universe, in which they have three: )

In addition, Laura and I wrote There Must Be Something About Jinki, Part I, for Onew's birthday because he is a special special guy.
Finally, READ THIS HILARITY ONLY IF YOU: a) don't hate on Twilight enough to actually give it a shot onscreen, and b) Team Taylor Lautner, at the very least.
And for the last time, zombies only: http://www.formspring.me/jenyfly

Really I should be studying my ass off for my exam tomorrow. So have a drabble! Oh god this came about I don't even know how. Like I'm pretty sure I was looking at a picture of the cast of Clueless on Tumblr right before this.

( That place. Hanchul. PG. 271 words. )


EDIT WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE. WANT, SO SO BAD.

You do realize this is like, as humanly close to perfect as possible, right? Say what you want about their hair/clothes/song/choreo, SHINee always always executes with 110% pure conviction. I love that slice and dice attitude, and Key was all kinds of stunna. They deserved to win, nice job.

The only other perf I watched was Beast's, because their song got into my head the other day; blonde strumpet is super cute, though I think why I'm often so reluctant to get into other bands outside of SME is because it's never easy finding the really special talent. Yeah you can screech at me, "but I LOVE ____'s voice!" but you know what, as someone judging on first/new impressions, I don't give a fuck and that doesn't mean they're a good singer. Unlike, say, you know that Kyu's a singer, Mi's a singer, Onew's a singer, because they sound it. They're really good dancers though; I like their smiles.

For black_goose: ( A proposal. Hanchul. PG. 561 words. )

Dear Amber: Thank you for not being another one of SM's missed opportunities.

EDIT Also, since I'm giving thanks: thanks to anyone who left comments here in the last couple of days, obviously I've read them all and really appreciate the kind and encouraging words ♥

EDIT II (gearing up for Nano I guess) ( V. Hankyung/Amber. Crackfic!verse. PG. 154 words. )

Drabbly response to black_goose's easy like sunday morning, only swapping one OTP for another. Now go tell Laura you love her.

( Saturday night. Amtoria, Hanchul, Minhonew. R. 548 words. )

I don't know about you, but I always get some kind of weird, astral plane out-of-body jolt/experience when I see two of my favorites from separate groups together. Like, it's kinda cool, but it's never quite as cool as it originally seemed IN YOUR HEAD.

The point is. I need to stop listening to this remix of Bang Bang My Baby Shot Me Down because no, seriously, Gengtoria is Kill Bill. Where Tori is The Bride and Geng is Bill and Heechul is Elle and Siwon is the only man he ever loved and...that's all I've got. I don't know who is badass enough to be O-Ren or V-something-Green, and it's not like it ends happy anyway. Except, BB. The Gengtoria baby. HOW CUTE WOULD THEIR BABY BE ARGH.

And then the Hanchul defense mechanism comes into play and it's just like, hohboy. No, what really happened was that meiface wrote this Qmi and I got all heartbroken and wrote this in semi-response because idek, OTPs, fighting! :'(

( Crystal Castles. Hanchul. Annngst. PG. 238 words. Bonus song download. )

I have tomorrow and Tuesday off! Which, on the contrary, feels infinitely good.

Edit Mari: whut.

Apparently I am just purely delusional all the time and don't know any real fandom facts because uh, completely forgot that today is Henry's birthday!?!? Okay, so I quickly finished up four drabble-like things that are TOTAL SUCK but it's the thought that counts (right? RIGHT?). Well but first, watch this:



Ugh how are they not lasdfj;lsjhoijh over each other ALL THE TIME. They are all so beautiful and tired and therefore good at what they do.

Anyway. I literally went "aw, crap," seconds before writing this first one, because a) pure crack, b) my biases own me, and c) I think I still managed to put Hanchul in practically everything. And Hankyung is a bigass (this is true) pimp.

( The pursuit of happiness. Hankyung/Amber. PG-13. 800 words. )

( Nothing better. Hankyung/Victoria. PG-13. 110 words. )

( He's a genius. Qmi. PG. 253 words. )

And then for something with Henry in it because IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY, I've so remembered:

( Heartbreaker. Hamburger. PG. 254 words. )

Gratuitous amounts of this song were consumed during the writing of these drabbles.

( So you think you can dance. Han Geng & Victoria. PG. 146 words. )

My point is, being a good dancer means you can instantly impress people.